About last night 🥹💖

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[residentevilfour2004]

isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp

[everythingfox]

Head scratches will be an additional dollar

[geminiscene]

doctor said i need to gay kiss someone soon or i might die

[marxism-transgenderism]

Anyone wanna be fwb (fuckin wizards babey) ?

[rongzhi]

Making a Chinese lacquerware bracelet

song: 兰亭序 - 周杰伦

English added by me :)

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[maamlet]

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

[himborc]

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

[teathattast]

[thebelchers]

[ampervadasz]

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

[tankycinna]

What kind of doodler were you in school?

eyes

wings

spheres/cubes

teeth/mouths

some other secret thing I don’t know about (tell me in the tags?)

multiple of these

i didnt doodle (I don’t believe you but ok)

As in like what was the default thing you would draw on the margins when you were in class and had no creative ideas? Personally I was a wings and eyes kid. Usually wings though.

Please reblog to increase the sample size!